Carolyn vs Committee

The grandest of grand battles is set for February 25. Only one will survive. I hope it's me!

Anchor vs. Internet

Is it possible to poop the internet?

Andes vs. Alps

A battle 40 million years in the making (give or take a few epochs). The Andes are the longest exposed mountain range in the world (cover yourself up, that's indecent). The Alps stretch from Austria to France. The Incas once lived in the Andes. The von Trapp family once lived in the Alps. The hills are alive...run!

Lawnmower vs. Zamboni

One can conquer grass, leaves, and toes with its mighty hydraulic blades.  The other harnesses the power of molten ice and looks like it's being driven by Roger Clemens.  There can be only ONE!

Shark vs. Octopus

Button-Inspired: Bear v. Anchor

1000 pounds of furry brawn against inanimate throwback parking brake.

It seems like homefield advantage would decide this one.